Bekkka Brawndo reports on Deez Nuts' traditional run against the CCCP and the SS.
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WEEKLY NEWS IN VERSE
RANDOM QUOTE
"The first panacea for a mismanaged nation is inflation of the currency; the second is war. Both bring a temporary prosperity; both bring a permanent ruin. But both are the refuge of political and economic opportunists."